a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.
"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations. You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*
i am sO MOTHERFUCKING DONE WITH MYSELF OMG
i was in the shower having deep shower time thoughts you know
like after first contact the vulcans were doing all this cultural study of humans so they were studying music and shit
and i just had this mental image of like ten vulcans just sitting around a table listening to baby got back with this look of deepest concentration on their faces